You know you’ve failed life when you realize that you have failed to write a pun blog. And be rest assured, puns aren’t simple jokes that you just laugh at and move on. They’re beautiful jokes that are modified to make sure, they have two or more sides to them.
If you know me well, you’d know that I have a spiritual connection with them. And I can relate to them on the highest spirituality level as possible. So, you have the authoritative stamp by the queen of puns. (Yes, that’s me.)
I energy. Positive energy. OMG. I PROTON.
And I love you a latte.
But they’re also down to earth.
Ice cube be like, I was water before, I just got cooler.
Don’t be shelfish.
Her voice was horse.
And then the noodle shouted “You IMPASTA, get outta here before you get roasted.”
“I feel- HIC!- woozy and- HIC!- cheezhy.” said the cheese.
AANNNND….*drumroll* I love you guys a latte. Have a good daytrogen.